Hello you cheeky bitches....

Hello! I have been meaning to join here for ages, and here I am! I'm not quite sure where to begin...I know who I am, yet you don't...which is a good thing and also a bad thing! I love talking to people and reading all about people's lives etc - I guess you could call it a form of voyeurism in a way - but I never know what to write about myself. I'm quite literally rubbish!
As you can see from this my writing style leaves a lot to be desired...I'm shit at paragraphs and grammar and all kinds of things - its a miracle I am even able to write anything for work! (well practically every letter I have to write is saved in a template somewhere on the computer system! what a fucking cheat and a fraud!)

Anyway, I shall refer to myself as "Peppermint Nightmare" as I am a fan of the TV show "The Mighty Boosh" you may have heard of it....well it seems that a lot of people have heard of it, but in case you haven't and are stumbling across this thinking to yourself *what the fuck is this girl on?!* I shall explain...hmmmm...but how do I explain the show?!

AHA!

Vince Noir (Noel Fielding), king of the mods and Howard Moon (Julian Barratt), an intellectually vain genius/novelist/poet/wrestler/boxer/jazz musician work in the dysfunctional Zooniverse under the slightly crazed Bob Fossil (Rich Fulcher). The Mighty Boosh follows their surreal adventures through time and space. Written by The_Infamous_Sock

The wonders of the internet and imdb...anyway that about sums it up in a nutshell...kinda....its a show that you have to "see" to "believe" - I won't write "understand" cuz sometimes even that is a bit hard...anyway "Peppermint Nightmare" is what a cheeky cockney character called the "Hitcher" is also known as...the picture of the two kittens at the top are also from the Boosh - in case you are again wondering if I am on a hallucinogen or something equally wrong.

Anyway - I live in a Village...well technically its a town as it has its own church...in the UK called Waterlooville, which is about 25 minutes away (by car) from the City of Portsmouth (I know its a city as it has a cathedral...well, ok two cathedrals...I collect useless information like that...but it is interesting how they determine what is a village, town or city these days), which is on the south coast of England - there will be some pictures in my next entry...there aren't many of Waterlooville, but I have many of Portsmouth & Southsea (I don't want to bore people too much and assume that there aren't people out there who don't know where I am referring to!) so I won't post all of them - just the select few!

I work for an independent Funeral Director based in Southsea (which is in Portsmouth) if I was any further down I would be sitting in the sea!! - or on the Isle of Wight - hehe! I have been doing this job for 7 years and am fully qualified - I have letters after my name and everything!! - I used to work for a large company, which didn't go all that well...let's just say that I loved the job and certain people who I made friends with but not the company so much - and it seemed that my face didn't fit all that well...after I left there I started (almost immediately) working where I am now...its not been a year yet, but things are going well, I am happy and the people here are so lovely, which is brilliant!

I live at home with my mum and her partner - its much cheaper living with her at the moment, and I am saving up to visit the US in September so I need all the money I can get my hands on at the moment - and I also want to learn how to drive and get a decent run-about, I know I will be leaving there soon - I have a year or so before my Mum gets totally pissed off and tells me to never darken her doorway again!

okies, that's about enough of me - I'll get on with posting these pictures! and after that I will post some of me - how lucky you are!!

Peppermint Nightmare

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